Signs

Here are a few signs you may not have seen before:

Sign in a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit!
Stay!!"

      At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows."

In a restaurant window:

                                         "Eat now, pay waiter."

Sign on a retail store door in Stevens Point, WI:

    "PUSH.

    If it doesn't open, PULL.

If it still doesn't open, WE ARE CLOSED."

Sign in school near clock:       
"Time will pass; will you?"
  **Don't be a cuckoo!**

On a display of "I love you only"
Valentine cards:
"Now available in multi-packs."
**Say what?**

                          Sign in a dentist's office:

                       "Patient parking only.
                    All others will be painfully extracted." 

Outside a country shop:

 "We buy junk and sell antiques."

    Brochure for mountain cabin rentals:
"Lovely honeymoon cabin . . . . sleeps 8"
                 **Oh my!**

A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago:

    "Do not activate with wet hands."
**In other words...just use your pants!**                          

 






   In a Maine restaurant:

    "Open 7 days a week and weekends."

In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished."

     On a plumber's truck:                      

   "We repair what your husband fixed."

  Seen on a billboard along a highway:

    "Caution: objects in the mirror may have flunked driver's education." 

Hugs, Happiness and Harmony!

Julie