Mo's MM "DATE"
So I spent awhile cruising youtube and got disgusted seeing clip after clip of blind date and date rape and happened across a video of "How to have a date in the 50's" which was far to long and although it was interesting no one in their right mind would actually sit for nearly 10 minutes being mildly amused, at best. Dane Cook has some hysterical date clips but even he get pretty raunchy...
So then I got to thinking about expiration dates and how recently I went through all my dried goods and canned good and wondered if the dates on the packages were just another marketing ploy. It's not .... I won't gross you out with the details though. Luke just chalked it up to protein and didn't upchuck or anything. I felt bad. Noodles should not have little brown specks at the end. UGH!!
posted by Julie @ 8:15 AM
12 Comments:
At Mon Jan 21, 10:04:00 AM,
maryt/theteach said…
Hey Julie, that's some good advice about expiration dates...I should go through my cabinets too. Yikes! I'm afraid what I'm going to find! :)
At Mon Jan 21, 10:11:00 AM,
Durward Discussion said…
Reminds me of the time I opened a container in a friends refrigerator and had to ask, "Is this a friend or a science project?"
At Mon Jan 21, 01:20:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
Very cute use of the word date! And, ironically, I am cleaning out my refrigerator today...things in there are beyond out of date! lol
At Mon Jan 21, 01:34:00 PM,
Lisa Ryan said…
oooh, you reminded me I do need to clean out the fridge. good take on the theme.
At Mon Jan 21, 01:40:00 PM,
Sandee said…
Ewwwwwwwwwwww. I'll go check on the tons of stuff I have too. Great twist on date. Have a great MM. :)
At Mon Jan 21, 01:48:00 PM,
Shelia said…
You know that you have just sent all of us running to our cabinets to clear them out. I'm afraid of what's beyond 5 inches deep in my pantry, LOL.
Happy MM! :D
At Mon Jan 21, 05:43:00 PM,
TopChamp said…
hmm... I know fine well that there are some pretty nasty things in my cupboards but I'm not going near them tonight!
At Mon Jan 21, 06:17:00 PM,
Unknown said…
As for me, I'd just like a date...
At Mon Jan 21, 06:18:00 PM,
Travis Cody said…
OK...ewww. Fortunately I don't have anything in my cabinets that hasn't been purchased in the last couple of weeks.
Wait...there might be a can of soup...guess what I'll be doing later?
Hehehehehehe! Happy MM!
At Mon Jan 21, 06:53:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
Teach! Yeah...I found all sorts of uggie stuff!
Jamie! Ewwww!
Ash! Hey sweetie! First time visitor huh? I'll be over to see you! Thanks for stopping here!
Lisa! I'm just a public service announcement today aren't I?
Sandee! Let me know what you found! Umm maybe not.
Sheila! I know! Isn't it so funny! I feel so powerful! Bwahahahhaah!
TopChamp! Hmmm maybe tomorrow?
Dana! Awwww...I would like you to have a date too my dear precious Dana!
Travis! Good for you! Hey Y'all..lets go to Trav's place. Everything is fresh there! Tee hee hee!
At Mon Jan 21, 06:55:00 PM,
Julie said…
Sheesh....nothing like having your own place not know who you are!
At Tue Jan 22, 06:37:00 PM,
Meribah said…
Just feed it to the puppy...she'll eat anything! Of course, whether or not it will stay IN the puppy is a whole nuther thing! LOL :P
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