For My Dog....a girl's best friend!

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have
About Humans


1. Blaming your farts on me...
not funny... not funny at all!!!

2. Yelling at me for barking..
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk and
then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves
balancing food on my nose...stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up
when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog!
Woooo Hoooooooo
what a proud moment for the top of the
food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip"
then acting surprised when I freak out
every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of
your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite
mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters.
Hello???
Haven't you noticed the fur?


10. How you act disgusted
when I lick myself… Look, we both know the truth.
Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!!


You don't see me picking up your poop
do you???


EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!

So...if I take this cute little puppy dog video out...will my template go back to normal?

Okay, so it's getting even sillier...I thought I deleted the video but it's still here and everything is back to normal with my template? Woooo!!!


There is a time to let things happen
and a time to make things happen.

-- Hugh Prather

Hugs, Happiness and Harmony,

Julie